Some lightbulb jokes

Here are some lightbulb jokes. I made all of these up except for a couple which I heard from places that I can’t remember, which is kind of like not plagiarizing.

– How many anime characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but first he must gather the eight Stones of Power.

– How many libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None of your god damn business, am I being detained?

– How does an actor screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the bulb in the socket and the universe revolves around him.

– How does an atheist screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn’t. He’s enlightened by his own intelligence.

– How many facebook users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don’t. They want the old lightbulb back, but with a dislike button.

– How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The real question we should be asking is why does society force women to screw in lightbulbs in the first place?

– How many Xbox Live gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They were far too busy sleeping with your mother.

– How many How I Met Your Mother characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Kids, it all started way back in 2008…

– How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fourteen mimes slap a wide fish salad.

– How does an actor screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the bulb in the socket and the universe revolves around him.

– How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. The hard part is getting them inside.

– How many Breaking Bad characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Bitch.

– How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes seven episodes.

– How many Batmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next week! Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

– John

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